The quizzes

The ones from the reels, properly. Four questions, your result, and what it actually means — free, and nothing you tap leaves your phone.

About himHow to tell what he’s actually doing, in 4 questions(Most women read this one exactly backwards)About himWhat he does when you say no, decoded(This is the fastest test there is!)About himHow to tell if his plans are real, in 4 questions(One specific day is the whole test!)About himWhat his silence actually means, in 4 questions(Not all quiet means the same thing!)About youHow you actually handle it when it ends(Answer honestly, it’s just you here)About youHow much of you is left in this talking stage(Four questions, one awkward answer)About youWhat you do when his plans stay vague(This is why nothing ever lands)About himWhat it means that he came back, in 4 questions(Not every return is a second chance)About himMonths in and nothing’s changed — what that means(Four questions, and you’ll know which one it is)About himWhat his texting actually means, in 4 questions(The pattern tells you more than the words)About youWhat his internet presence does to your head(Be honest, nobody can see you answering)About youWhat you tell your friends about him, decoded(The edit you make is the whole answer)About youHow you ask for more without ever saying it(Four questions. One of them is definitely you.)About himWhat actually happened when it ended(Nobody said it out loud, so here’s the read)About himWhat he does when you bring something up(The reaction tells you more than the words)About himWhat it means that he’s moving this fast(Fast and serious are not the same thing)About youWhat you do when a man is actually nice(More uncomfortable than it sounds.)About youWhat you do when he only texts late(Four questions and you’ll know which.)About youWhat you do when you don’t want to say yes(This one’s about you, not him.)About himWhat the day after actually tells you(How he acts once you’re close is the tell)About himWhat he does when you actually need him(Bad weeks tell you more than good dates)About himWhat he actually meant by ‘I’m not ready’(The words matter less than what came after)About youWhat you did when he said he’s not ready(The answer is about you, not him)About youWhat you do when he cancels, decoded(The cancel is his. The next move is yours.)About youWhat you actually do when he goes quiet(Your answer is one of these four)About himWhat he does when you stop texting first(The quietest test there is)About himWhat it means you’ve never met his friends(Private, hidden, or just early?)About himWhat he does when you’re the one who cancels(How he handles a no he didn’t expect)About youWhat you do when you’ve met nobody in his life(Months in, not one friend’s name.)About youWhat you do before you hit send(Your drafts folder knows everything.)About youWhat you do when he runs hot then cold(Your half of this says a lot.)About himWhat his friends’ reaction to you actually meant(The first thirty seconds tell you most of it)About himWhat it means he never asks about your life(There are four reasons, and they differ)About himWhat he did when you said how you feel(What happened next is the actual answer)About youWhat you do when you want him to miss you(Only one of these actually works!)About youWhat you do while it’s quietly fading(Nobody’s said anything yet — count your letters.)About youWhat you do when he finally resurfaces(The reply you send tells on you!)About himWhat ‘I’m going through a lot’ really means(Only one version of it is true!)About himWhat it means his apps are still up(Active doesn’t mean what you think!)About himWhat the dates he plans actually say(Where he takes you is the answer!)About youWhat you do when it’s always his sofa(Four answers. One of them is a boundary.)About youWhat you do when he still talks about his ex(Four reactions. One of them is research.)About himWhat his excuses actually mean(Bad at texting, mad at work — you know them)About himWhat it means he won’t post you anywhere(The grid isn’t the proof — his friends are)About himWhat the way he talks about his ex means(How he tells her story is how he’ll tell yours)About himWhat it means you’re always the one travelling(Who moves says more than what he says)About himWhat the end of the date actually tells you(The last ten minutes say more than dinner did)About himWhat he does when you have plans without him(A night out is a test he doesn’t know he set)About youWhat you do when he only asks the same day(It’s 6pm and he’s suddenly free)About youWhat you do when it’s moving really fast(Three weeks in and he’s naming your kids)About youWhat you do when you don’t know what you are(Four months, no label, and you’ve noticed)About himWhat his weekend silence actually means(Monday to Thursday he’s a different man)About himWhat ‘you deserve better’ actually meant(The kindest-sounding line in dating)About himWhat his flat says about where you stand(The drawer test, and three worse ones)About youWhat you do when he talks about the future(Big words, and what you do with them)About youWhat you actually count as effort(Your standards, in four questions)About youDo you like him, or like being chosen?(Four questions and you’ll know)About himWhat it means he still watches your stories(He ended it and he’s still at the top)About himWhat he does when another man comes up(His reaction says more than his words do)About himWhat he did on your birthday, decoded(Occasions tell you more than texts do)About youWhat you do when he asks what you want(The hardest question in the talking stage)About youWhat you do when you’re the one ending it(Four ways to leave, and one of them is clean)About youWhat you do when his texts go dry(Your reply says more than his did)

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